• Safety and peace, brother.
• Safe ty and peac, bro ther.
• Safe tea and peas, bro.

• Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
   
• Everything is true, nothing is permitted.
   
• True is nothing permitted is everything.
   
• Permitted everything is true is nothing.
   
• Is everything nothing permitted true is.

theflib:

animalsbeingdicks:

DAMMIT

Leap of faith frog

That feel when you try to Leap of Faith but miss the bale of hay entirely.

I sure hope that frog remembered to synchronize first.

Every time the Animus fast-forwards your memories in Assassin’s Creed 1, I always thought I was missing something that was actually very interesting.

My face when I have to do anything with a time limit in the Assassin’s Creed series.

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My favorite character in Assassin’s Creed was the guy who broke his leg trying to do the leap of faith.

Uh… guys?

Special thanks to Flib for encouraging this shoop to happen and for finding me a picture of the apple of eden that didn’t contain spoilers. <3

What if Steve Jobs was a templar?

That might explain his reality distortion field and the brainwashing powers of the imacs/ipods/etc that made so much money from everybody.

It’s not just an Apple product.

It’s an Apple of Eden product.